Hark! The gallant Knights of Witheridge dost proclaim a grand celebration in honor of St. George's Day!

• Date & Time: On the Saturday next, the twenty-fifth day of April, at the hour of eleven in the morn.

• Location: At the noble Witheridge Sports Club, where merriment shall abound.

• Activities: Attendeth a spectacle of live melodies, jigs and reels, a feast of BBQ, a parade of younglings in fancy attire, and a most spirited tug-of-war to test thy strength!

• Entry: All ye folk are most welcome to bring forth thy kin and comrades to join in the revelry.

• Morris Dancers, prancing about like merry fools!

• Ponies, forsooth! Small steeds for the delight of all!

• Five-a-side Football, where valiant knights shall kick the leather orb!

• Craft Stalls, where artisans display their wares, forsooth!

• A Bouncy Castle, fit for the most joyous of jesters!

• A Fire Engine, for those who fancy a bit of excitement!

• Live music to tickle thine ears and make thee dance!

• Free Entry, as generous as a king's feast!

• Chuck a Chicken, for those who wish to test their aim!

• Splat A Rat, a game most peculiar and amusing!